Novelties

This "I Will Fuck You Up" pin takes Rosie the Riveter's classic feminist pose to a whole new level. Stick it on your jacket or hat or shirt or backpack or bag or purse it...

This "Suck My Dick" enamel lapel pin is a fun and sexy accessory. This pink pin with a metallic gold design elegantly says what you feel with class. Stick it on your jacket or hat...

Destress with this trendy fidget toy. Now adults can relax also, while enjoying the feeling of popping bubble-wrap that this popular toy provides.

Stress Breasts. Squeeze them or Smash them for instant relief.

Stress Willie. Squeeze it or Smash it for instant relief.

Huge Dicks Adult Coloring Book is hilarious and full of so many dicks! This Adult Coloring Book has 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations showing off different types, shapes, and sizes of dicks. It’s got...

The MILF Porn Coloring book has 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations featuring all sorts of MILFS doing all naughty things you fantasize about! And now you get to color them! It’s got nudity and...

The Porn Parody Coloring Book is an Adult Coloring Book with 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations of some of the Woodrocket’s most popular porn parodies, including Ten-Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles, Bob’s Boners, SpongeKnob SquareNuts,...

Jumping Boobie Toy. Wind Them Up and Watch Them Jump! Cause hysterical laughter at any fun party event or occasion with these adorable wind up Jumping Boobie gags!

Jumping Pecker Toy. Wind Them Up and Watch Them Jump! Cause hysterical laughter at any fun party event or occasion with these adorable wind up Jumping Pecker gags!

This fun enamel keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect accessory for your pocket. Display your smoke product pride! This Green Leaf Weed Keychain looks just like a pot leaf only smaller! Hang it on...

This funny peach-colored Middle Finger enamel Keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty accessory for your pocket. It's part of our Porn Keychain collection and is perfect to dangle in public to tell people...

This funny enamel keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty accessory for your pocket. This Eat A Bag of Dicks Keychain is just the right amount of dirty to wear in public. Hang it...

A new sex-themed pack of crayons from the makers of the extremely popular, Offensive Crayons. 24 Crayons in a pack. Each crayon has a dirty name and they come in funny & sexy boxes. From...

This coloring book features hardcore man on man and man on man on man and even man on man on man on man on man on man action! From the artist behind The Dirtiest Coloring...

Featuring hardcore lady-love and lady-lady-love and even lady-lady-lady-lady-lady-love! From the artist behind The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever. This coloring book is so hot it will make your shelves sweat! For Adults Only - Explicit. Perfect...

It's a kinky coloring book for Adults only! Explore fetishes and have fun coloring them in! If you are looking for an Adult coloring book as a gift or for yourself or a bachelor or...

Color in boobs, breasts, tits, hooters! It's a coloring book for Adults and it is full of them! For Adults only! If you are looking for an Adult coloring book as a gift or for...

It's really raunchy! For Adults only! If you are looking for an Adult coloring book as a gift or for yourself or a bachelor or bachelorette party or sexy Christmas, The Raunchiest Coloring Book is...

The Anal Sex Coloring Book is an Adult Coloring Book featuring butt stuff. Each page features explicit and funny anal sex to color in. Nudity and explicit sexual content. For Adults Only. If you are...

Note Pad Toilet Paper. From Island Dogs. 200 sheets. 3 ply.

Giant 22 oz mug. Dishwasher Safe - Microwave Safe.

Giant 22 oz mug. Dishwasher Safe - Microwave Safe.

This funny and colorful soft enamel lapel pin by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty apparel accessory. This adorable enamel pin features a bag of dicks saying "Eat a Bag of Dicks?!" and is one...

This funny and colorful soft enamel lapel pin by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty apparel accessory. This adorable enamel pin features a butt plug saying "Fuck You, Asshole!" and is one of our silly...

This fun soft enamel lapel pin by Wood Rocket is the perfect accessory. Wear your sex product pride! This paddle Sex Toy Pin is black with red hearts and looks just like a fetish BDSM...

The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever is the sequel to our bestselling coloring book, The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever. Each page features explicit and funny sex acts to color in. Nudity and explicit sexual content. For...

Rub yourself into a sublime lather, with these premium Sexy Soaps! Make them wet and then enjoy the rich, creamy suds that will lavish your body in a luxurious frothy foam for lots of wet...

Rub yourself into a sublime lather, with these premium Sexy Soaps! Make them wet and then enjoy the rich, creamy suds that will lavish your body in a luxurious frothy foam for lots of wet...

Rub yourself into a sublime lather, with these premium Sexy Soaps! Make them wet and then enjoy the rich, creamy suds that will lavish your body in a luxurious frothy foam for lots of wet...

Dreaming of warm summer days by the pool? Then Easton is your man. This puzzle has 500 pieces and is 20 x 30 inches when complete. Stay in and spend some quality time alone or...

Rock Your Sexy Socks!! Whether you're feeling cocky, kinky, happy or maybe you love locking lips with your kamasutra partner we have something for everyone. Put your best foot forward with our “SHOTS" Sexy Socks...

Rock Your Sexy Socks!! Whether you're feeling cocky, kinky, happy or maybe you love locking lips with your kamasutra partner we have something for everyone. Put your best foot forward with our “SHOTS" Sexy Socks...

If you're gonna cover your face... cover it in "Style" and let people know how you really feel with these BOLD Covid 19 protective masks! Includes 3 Reusable Masks. Includes: "MAGA -Make America Gay Again",...

If you're gonna cover your face... cover it in "Style" and let people know how you really feel with these BOLD Covid 19 protective masks! Includes 3 Reusable Masks. Saying include: "WTF?", "F*ck Covid" &...

Whether you’re partying on the playa or being a conscientious civilian keeping those cooties at bay, Neva Nude has you covered night and day! Our DMs get an A+ for fashionable face coverage that is...

If you are looking for an Adult coloring book as a gift or for yourself or a bachelor or bachelorette party or sexy Christmas, The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever is the dirty coloring book for...

This fun soft enamel lapel pin by Wood Rocket is the perfect accessory. Wear your sex product pride! This Wand Sex Toy Pin looks just like a wand massager but it's tiny! Stick it on...

Rock Your Sexy Socks!! Whether you're feeling cocky, kinky, happy or maybe you love locking lips with your kamasutra partner we have something for everyone. Put your best foot forward with our “SHOTS" Sexy Socks...

Attitude Mug Have You Seen My Wiener - 22 oz . From Island Dogs.

Attitude Mug Have a Nice Day - 16 oz. From Island Dogs.

Simply Snap on to any can of your favorite beverage, and let the fun begin! This perfect little pecker will be sure to cause hysterical laughter between you and your friends or party guests!

Simply Snap on to any can of your favorite beverage, and let the fun begin! This perfectly rounded little boobie will be sure to cause hysterical laughter between you and your friends or party guests!

Attitude Mug I am a Ray of Fucking Sunshine. 22 ounce mug

Testicle shaped stress balls - the ultimate stress reliever. Ball busting stress relief.

For the guy who tells tall tales! The Male Power bikini is made of 100% Nylon. The one-size fits most bikini has a face with Pinocchio's nose that houses your erection. Get your balls in...

For the guy who needs more "Trunk Space"! The Male Power G-string is made of 100% Nylon. The one-size fits most outfit has an elephant head on the crotch and a squeaker inside for added...

For the guy who likes to serve it hot! The Male Power Thong is made of 100% Nylon. The one-size fits most outfit has a tuxedo design on the crotch. Get your balls in an...

For the guy who has no reservations! The Male Power boxer is made of 100% Nylon. The one-size fits most outfit has a tuxedo design on the crotch. Get your balls in an uproar!

Blow" your friends away with the "Light Up" BLOW ME Pocket Fan! This cool little fan has what it takes to help keep you cool anywhere, anytime and is a great ice breaker at parties...