Novelties

Add Insult to Injury Bandages w/Assorted Sayings - Box of 25 Display of 12

Giant 22 oz mug. Dishwasher Safe - Microwave Safe.

You can still have fun with these itty bitty titties. Display of 30.

Who knew 3 inches could be this much fun? Fishbowl of 30.

That morning cup of joe lubes your tubes. Get the Coffee Makes Me Poop Mug, from Island Dogs, for your resident coffee drinker to let everyone know what that morning bathroom run is really for....

You love inspecting boobs. This 2" X 3" metal badge can make you an official boob inspector, which will enable you to inspect boobs without so much of the explaining. Just show your badge and...

Wake & Bake 420 is My High Score Coffee Mug. 10 ounce. From Island Dogs.

Start the day off right with a relaxing cup of joe and some. All in the name of a fine roast and toast. An adult collectible, not intended for children. Holds 10 oz liquid.Ceramic Stoneware.Hand...

Start the day off right with a relaxing cup of joe and some. All in the name of a fine roast and toast. An adult collectible, not intended for children. Holds 10 oz liquid.Ceramic Stoneware.Hand...

For the guy who likes to screw! The Male Power G-string is stretchy and comfortable. The one-size fits most outfit has a pouch with mini screwdrivers on the crotch. Get your balls in an uproar!

This “Fuck Off” Trucker Hat is made of cotton with a high-quality embroidered graphic, and features an adjustable snapback design so one size fits most. Snapback fit. 

Add a playful touch to any occasion with the infinity penis light! It's unique never-ending design brings a fun vibe to parties, bachelor/bachelorette events or any celebration that's full of laughter. Easy to intall and...

Say goodbye to the fake optimism and empty pep talks with our Demotivational Pens, the perfect office gag gift for those who prefer a dose of reality. If you’ve had enough of the endless stream...

Step up your writing game with our offensive yet hilarious ballpoint pens. Each pen in our collection is designed to bring a smile to your face, whether you're jotting down notes, signing documents, or doodling...

New packs of crayons from the makers of the extremely popular, Offensive Crayons. 24 Crayons in each pack. Each crayon has a dirty name, and they come in funny & sexy boxes. From Insufferable Vegan...

New packs of crayons from the makers of the extremely popular, Offensive Crayons. 24 Crayons in each pack. Each crayon has a dirty name, and they come in funny & sexy boxes. From Insufferable Vegan...

The perfect gift for any fun time occasion where you really want to shock your friends or party goers. Dick in the Box is the perfect little inconspicuous gift. Simply hand it out and let...

Tail-wagging joy!Durable pet-friendly materials.Tossing, chewing, & tug-of-war games.

Cool yourself in style with this “Fuck Off ” large-sized folding hand fan. Simple and fun with just the right attitude! Made of glossy bamboo ribs and high-quality satin material.

Introducing the BDSM Bear Backpack – your new favorite statement piece. This plush bear is not just a toy, but a fashion icon with its black vegan leather bondage gear, complete with a collar, wrist...

Whether you're in the mood to take charge as the Master or Dom or you're looking for the perfect uniform for your Slave, this set of Prowler RED Switch Jock Badges is a must have...

Customize the look of your Prowler RED Switch Jock with badges that showcase your kinky desires. Designed to pair perfectly with the Prowler RED Switch Jock, the interchangeable hook-and-loop patches can be attached to the...

Brighten your workspace with a hilarious twist using our Super Fun Notepad! These hilarious penis notes will be the talk of the water cooler and the HR Department! This notepad will do the trick if...

Hey, Fuckers! Brighten your workspace with a hilarious twist using our FU Middle Finger Notepad! These aren’t your average notepads; they will be the talk of the water cooler and HR Department. Whether you’re jotting...

Brighten your workspace with a hilarious twist using our Super Fun Sticky Note pad! These aren’t just any sticky notes – they’re 100 multicolored, penis-shaped sticky notes and will be the talk of the water...

Looking to jazz up your next party with something fun and cheeky? Meet the FU Finger Cocktail Markers! These sassy little 1-inch markers, shaped like a middle finger, are guaranteed to bring laughter and good...

Brighten your workspace with a hilarious twist using our Suck a Bag of Dicks Sticky Note Pad! These aren’t just any sticky notes – they’re 100 printed Bags of Dicks sticky notes and will be...

Brighten your workspace with a hilarious twist using our FU Middle Finger Sticky Note pad! These aren’t just any sticky notes – they’re 100 multicolored sticky notes and will be the talk of the water...

Brighten up your space in the most "illuminating" way possible with the Neon Light Up Penis Sign! Whether you're throwing a bachelorette bash or want to add a cheeky touch to your decor, this sign...

Transform your space from "meh" to "OMG" with the Neon Light Up Fuck Sign! Perfect for those moments when words just aren't enough, this eye-catching masterpiece is encased in durable plexiglass and backed by a...

Meet the FU Middle Finger Flickers Fidget Toy – your new go-to stress buster and conversation starter! Perfectly sized at 3.5 inches, these cheeky middle finger flickers come in bold red, blue, and black. Whether...

Tired of running low on fucks to give? Introducing the Bag of Fucks I Have to Give Plushy Pillow – the snuggliest solution to your apathy problems! Each bag comes generously filled with five plushy...

Introducing the Suck a Bag of Dicks Plushy Pillow – your ultimate snuggle buddy with a cheeky twist! Ever felt like giving someone a bag of dicks? Now you can, but with the softest, most...

A cute and sturdy metal bottle and wooden spinning base. Play as a kissing game, drinking game or with dares. The standard kissing version is played by the spinner kissing whoever the bottle points to....

3 Piece Weed Stainless Steel Cookie Cutters.   Bake, Laugh, Munch, Repeat! Unleash the "baked" humor with our weed leaf cookie cutters! Perfect for 420 celebrations, birthdays, or simply for the cheeky baker looking to add...

3 Piece Sperm Cells Stainless Steel Cookie Cutters.   Embrace the fun side of baking with our "Spermtastic" food-grade stainless steel cookie cutter trio! Dishwasher safe for easy clean-up.  Do NOT Microwave.  Sizes :  Jumbo -...

Flush out boring card games with "52 Deuces," a 54-card deck bursting with bathroom humor. Each card reimagines classic suits with a hilarious poop-themed twist that’ll have you laughing all night. Crafted from premium linen...

Cute Cuddly and in control.  The Master Series Dom bear is wearing a harness and collar and comes with Dom accessories.

Show your pride with the Master Series Pride Bear Keychain.  With a collar, rainbow harness and nickel-free chains connecting them, this bear is a wonderful gift or keepsake to show your pride.  Miniature version of...

Show your pride with the Master Series Pride Bear. With a collar, rainbow harness and nickel-free chains connecting them, this bear is a wonderful gift or keepsake to show your pride. 

Surprise and amuse your friends with The Glow Show Exhibitionist Teddy Bear! This outrageous gag gift features a plush, brown-furred teddy bear that proudly showcases a light-colored, glow-in-the-dark dong and a cheeky grin. Draped in...

Surprise and amuse your friends with The Flasher Exhibitionist Teddy Bear! This outrageous gag gift features a plush, brown-furred teddy bear that proudly showcases a light-colored dong and a cheeky grin. Draped in a stylish...

Introducing the ultimate kinky token, the Master Series Gimp Bear, the perfect blend of adorable and edgy to add a kinky twist to your collection. Crafted with high-quality vegan leather, this unique teddy bear is...

Introducing the ultimate kinky token, the Master Series Gimp Bear, the perfect blend of adorable and edgy to add a kinky twist to your collection. Crafted with high-quality vegan leather, this unique teddy bear is...

Introducing the cutest little kinky bear you've ever seen! This plush bear comes with its own bondage gear and is ready for some pup play! Even bears can play pretend, and this bear loves to...

Ready to take home the goodest boi ever? This is Max, the Fetish Pup! This husky pup wants to go on a ride with you as you enter your first kinky space, offer after-care, or...

This little bondage bear just loves shi-bear-i! All tied up with silky rope and blindfolded, it's the perfect gift for rope enthusiasts! It's just big enough to cuddle but doesn't take up too much space....

Who's your Bondage Daddy? This Bondage Bear is perfect as a gift or for yourself and lets you flag your kinky side in the cutest of ways! This bear has light peach fur, wears a...

Buy this as a gift for yourself or others! It makes a great gag gift or, in this case, a gimp gift! It's just big enough to cuddle but doesn't take up too much space!...

Give this gagged bear as a gag gift or keep it for yourself! It's just big enough to cuddle but doesn't take up too much space! Add it to your collection, give it to your...